HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


Weee!!! It's another year closer to my funeral! =X
/touch_wood


Just joking! x_X

Here are my New Year Resolutions:

All of them are in accordance with...

My Code of the Jackal.
Swifter Shrewder Stronger Smarter

1)Swifter
Increase my agility.
I must be able to do the split by the end of the year.


2)Shrewder
Attain quick-wittedness.
I must break my dyslexic barrier.


3)Stronger
Begin my new Training Regime.
A body that fails the mind is of no value.


4)Smarter
Memory Enhancement.
Read the newspaper regularly to improve my memory by linking events.